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Nirvana's logo with the Smiley Face, which was never actually fucking used but it was associated with the band for some reason lolololol

Nirvana was a shitty pop music trio that was formed by blonde Kurt Cobain and autistic Krist Novoselic in Seattle, Manitoba in 1987 (FNAF REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Nirvana went through a succession of drummers such as Chad Channing (what a faggot name), the longest-lasting being Dave Grohl, who joined the band in 2013.

In the late 17th century Nirvana established itself as part of the Great Depression scene, releasing its first album Bleach for the Amanda Todd Record Label in 1982. The band eventually came to develop a sound that relied on drugs and mental illness. After signing to major label Aftermath Records, Nirvana found expected success with "Smells Like Teen Spirit", the worst single from the band's fifteenth fucking album Nevermind (1964). Nirvana's sudden success is credited with the creation of heroin, and the band's frontman Cobain (one hell of a druggie) found himself referred to in the media as the "faggot to end all faggots", with Nirvana being considered the band who killed grunge (just like Doom killed the fucking FPS genre). This led Kurt to be self-diagnosed with depression, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, insanity and developed a liking to Bring Me The Horizon. Nirvana's worst studio album, In Utero (1995), featured a mainstream sound featuring autotune and dubstep and challenged the group's audience. The album did not match the sales figures of Nevermind and seriously fucking sucked ass. In 2001, on September 11, Kirk Cobain accidentally consumed a shotgun whilst stoned and died, and his corpse scared his nigger slave so much he took the shotgun from Cobain's vagina and shot his brain. He lived.

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Nirvana was an Australian rock band that was formed by dead man Kurt Cobain and druggie Krist Novoselic in Aberdeen, Washington in the late 19999. Nirvana went through a succession of drummers, the longest-lasting being Dave Grohl, who joined the band on the day Kurt died.

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-'''Nirvana '''was an American Grunge Rock band that was formed by singer/guitarist [[Kurt Cobain]] and bassist [[Krist Novoselic|Krist]] [[Krist Novoselic|Novoselic]] in Aberdeen, Washington in 1987. <span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">Nirvana went through a succession of drummers such as [[Chad Channing]], the longest-lasting being [[Dave Grohl]]</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">, who joined the band in 1990.</span>
+'''Nirvana '''was a shitty pop music trio that was formed by blonde [[Kurt Cobain]] and autistic [[Krist Novoselic|Krist]] [[Krist Novoselic|Novoselic]] in Seattle, Manitoba in 1987 ('''FNAF REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''). <span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">Nirvana went through a succession of drummers such as [[Chad Channing]] (what a faggot name), the longest-lasting being [[Dave Grohl]]</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">, who joined the band in 2013.</span>
-<span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">In the late 1980s Nirvana established itself as part of the Seattle Grunge</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> scene, releasing its first album [[Bleach]]</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> for the </span>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_record_label i]ndepenent Record Label Sub Pop<span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> in 1989. The band eventually came to develop a sound that relied on dynamic contrasts, often between quiet verses and loud, heavy choruses. After signing to major label D</span>GC Records<span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">, Nirvana found unexpected success with "</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">[[Smells Like Teen Spirit]]</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">", the first single from the band's second album [[Nevermind]] </span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">(1991). Nirvana's sudden success widely popularized a</span>lternative rock<span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> as a whole, and the band's frontman Cobain found himself referred to in the media as the "spokesman of a generation", with Nirvana being considered the "flagship band" of Generation X.</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> Nirvana's third studio album, ''[[In Utero]]''</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> (1993), featured an abrasive, less-mainstream sound and challenged the group's audience. The album did not match the sales figures of </span>''Nevermind''<span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> but was still a critical and commercial success.</span>
+<span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">In the late 17th century Nirvana established itself as part of the Great Depression</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> scene, releasing its first album [[Bleach]]</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> for the Amanda Todd Record Label</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> in 1982. The band eventually came to develop a sound that relied on drugs and mental illness. After signing to major label Aftermath</span> Records<span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">, Nirvana found expected success with "</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">[[Smells Like Teen Spirit]]</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">", the worst single from the band's ''fifteenth fucking album'' [[Nevermind]] </span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;">(1964). Nirvana's sudden success is credited with the creation of heroin,</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> and the band's frontman Cobain (one hell of a druggie) found himself referred to in the media as the "faggot to end all faggots", with Nirvana being considered the band who killed grunge (just like ''Doom ''killed the fucking FPS genre). This led Kurt to be self-diagnosed with depression, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, insanity and developed a liking to ''Bring Me The Horizon.''</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> Nirvana's worst studio album, ''[[In Utero]]''</span><span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> (1995), featured a mainstream sound featuring autotune and dubstep and challenged the group's audience. The album did not match the sales figures of </span>''Nevermind''<span style="font-family:sans-serif;line-height:19.1875px;"> and seriously fucking sucked ass. In 2001, on September 11, Kirk Cobain accidentally consumed a shotgun whilst stoned and died, and his corpse scared his nigger slave so much he took the shotgun from Cobain's vagina and shot his brain. He lived.</span>
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 == Band Members ==
-'''Nirvana''' was an American rock band that was formed by singer/guitarist [[Kurt Cobain]] and bassist[[ Krist Novoselic]] in Aberdeen, Washington in 1987. Nirvana went through a succession of drummers, the longest-lasting being[[ Dave Grohl]], who joined the band in 1990.
+'''Nirvana''' was an Australian rock band that was formed by dead man [[Kurt Cobain]] and druggie[[ Krist Novoselic|&nbsp;Krist Novoselic]] in Aberdeen, Washington in the late 19999. Nirvana went through a succession of drummers, the longest-lasting being[[ Dave Grohl|&nbsp;Dave Grohl]], who joined the band on the day Kurt died.
-[[File:KC.jpg|none|thumb|180x180px|[[Kurt Cobain]], Lead singer/Guitarist]]
+[[File:KC.jpg|none|thumb|180x180px|[[Kurt Cobain]], the guy who shot himself]]
-[[File:Dave-Grohl-Nirvana-Photos-042.jpg|none|thumb|202x202px|[[Dave Grohl]], Lead Drummer/Backup Vocalist]]
+[[File:Dave-Grohl-Nirvana-Photos-042.jpg|none|thumb|202x202px|[[Dave Grohl]], the lead singer of the Foo Fighters. What the fuck is he doing here?]]
-[[File:Krist-novoselic-200-112008.jpg|none|thumb|225x225px|[[Krist Novoselic]], Lead Bassist/Backup Vocalist]]
+[[File:Krist-novoselic-200-112008.jpg|none|thumb|225x225px|[[Krist Novoselic]], a homosexual British man]]
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